Okay, so we're up to a whopping 700!!!

YES! Oh lordy, I am TOO xstatic to express the joy exploding all over my body. Floods of seminal fluid bursting like flavor crystals from every pore. Gang, the day is coming SOON! We will have the ULTIMATE in cabbage hunting. We're still locking in the month, but I am aiming for an early May 2008 adventure. Brethren, we are officially up to... (take a big breath) ... (now punch yourself in the dick bag or sin lips)...700 attendees! YES! YES! The scent of this is is already catching the press's olfactory! Too bad it's only the Canadian press. It's "aboot" time to spread the word, followers. We need this to spread like crunchy genital granola with creamy nugat. I tell you this now, if we pass the 1,000 marker by, say, July 4th... I am going to hold a great, great party for anyone who can make the trek to southern California. I mean it! I SO mean it! I will have fireworks, beer, a place to stay overnight (if needed), good beach times, and sandy pudding! I know that all 1,000 will not be able to do this, but I'm sure, just by the results so far, that at LEAST 50-60 can make it. Let's think good things about this! MMmm, I am just really thinking about having some other nice things. But I'll hold back a tiny bit to not reveal this... OKAY, I can't hold it IN!!! I am so BAD!!! I am going to give everyone who comes, and get this: Night Vision Goggles for the GLOW PAINTBALL NIGHT!!! (of course your guns will be covered, too--pssst! ROCKING? YES!) So let's get this oatmeal in our mouths and stay so healthy until need to JUMP into GEAR! YES!