Cute As A Button?

Okay, stop everything you’re doing because I am gonna set things straight! Did you ever hear someone say, “Oh, that baby is as cute as a button”? Well, let’s look at the comparison of a button to a baby, shall we? First off, I’ve never wiped a button’s ass after it dropped a shit bomb all over the crib. And second, I’ve never tried to sew a baby to my shirt. See? ‘Nuff said. By the way, I’m go over to Murray’s tea party at noon…should I go stripes or solids?