"Quickkick" G.I. Joe Guy Needs New Name

I always liked this action figure, but I NEVER liked his name. I think that a name should really describe what you’re known for. Like, "Greatkick", "Koolkick" or "Neatkick".

Now THOSE are awesome names, YES!!!

Sure, "quick" is a fast word describing the potential of this guy's kick, but in these dark (and very harsh) days, words mean different things. ESPECIALLY now that we have QUICKTIME. I know that this guy's name was created in the '80's, but they should not have stuck with his name. Too many fans are going to think he's into computer stuff now, like "Mainframe". SEE? THAT name doesn't need to change because it's STILL RELEVANT! But "Quickkick's" name is too confusing because of Quicktime. At least I’m confused as hell about this.

Now I'm sure that I'm going to have TONS of Mac enthusiasts all over my butt for this one, and I SWEAR, I am not tackling Macintosh products, I'm just saying that Quicktime has a stigma attached to it, and that may not be appropriate for a kicking master!

I'm sticking with "NEATKICK".