The Origin Of Orange Juice

Don’t think for one fucking minute that orange juice is called orange juice because it’s orange in color and it comes from an orange. I discovered the truth and I’m here to right a wrong.

In 1846, Pasco County, Florida, a poor orange farmer by the name of Henry Oren came up with the idea of crushing oranges and collecting their “juice” into containers. Upon drinking this “juice” he soon realized that this could easily be marketed. He started by setting up a makeshift stand in front of his farm and sold the drink under the name “Oren’s Juice”. Unfortunately, due to his economic position, Oren was limited to local sales only.

One day, a wealthy city businessman by the name of Bobby Tropicana happened to drive by Oren’s little farm and try a glass of “Oren’s Juice”. And he loved it. Tropicana immediately butchered Oren and his family and stole the secret recipe for “Oren’s Juice”. To cover up any connection between he and Oren, Tropicana changed the name of the drink to “Orange Juice”. It still had that same snappy zeal that the original name boasted of, but this drink would be the drink to go down in history as everyone’s favorite fruit drink. Bobby Tropicana even named his company “Tropicana” to further distance himself from the Oren family name.

May you burn in hell Bobby Tropicana. May you burn in hell!